Monthly Archives: <span>August 2012</span>

Chip Shot

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. Given the death of the …

My New Markets

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. Lazy Adult Children Market Detail: …

Economic Implications of the Death of Auto Insurance

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. • An estimated 1.2 million …

As Dec. 21 Nears, Demand for Zombie Protection Rises

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. Peter Kawalski would just as …

FEMA Buys Last Single-Family Home in Mississippi County

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. Government officials closed last week …

Business Moves

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. Marsh, Marlowe Giant insurance broker …

Ban on Workers’ Medical Care Cuts Down Florida Comp Costs

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. A new study from the …

Grammar Scoring Advocates Proves Their Point

Few outsiders realize credit scoring was not the first actuarial option uncovered by computer analysis of past claims. What was the first? “Grammar scoring,” fumed veteran teacher Mary Aldred, amateur actuary and dean of the English Department at Autoview College. …

The Mayan Exclusion May Be Too Late

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. Dec. 21, 2012! That’s the …

Declarations

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. Don’t Know “I don’t know. …