Monthly Archives: <span>August 2012</span>

Predictive Modeling Firms Wiped Out by Surprise Storms

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. Two of the industry’s predictive …

A Guide to Obtaining Insurance Referrals

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. Referrals are the ultimate sales …

Texas Policyholders Revolting; Forming New Wind Mutual

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. Fed up with the inability …

The End of the Road for Auto Insurance

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. How Profit Took a Back …

7 Terms You Can’t Say in Insurance But Use Them Anyway

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. Insurance is an exacting language. …

Cigar Fires, Love Damages, Cat Surcharge, Pump Plan and More

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. The following were submitted by …

CPCU to Shut Down to New Members

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. Insurance professionals who don’t yet …

Congress OKs Disaster Plan for Flood Insurance Program

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. Congress has finally authorized the …

People

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. Ediot Spinster has joined the …

Vermont to Host First Nude Insurance Convention

Editor’s Note: This article originally appeared in Insurance Journal’s Satire Issue, August 20, 2012. The content in this issue is not real and is not to be taken seriously. It’s supposed to be humorous. Seriously. Insurance professionals who do not …